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Interview of the Month : Emilio Estevez |
This month, our own Jeffrey Balls goes skin deep with Emilio Estevez, a.k.a. "The Feast." |
JB : Emilio, your performance as Gordon Bombay was sweaty as hell. Is it true that you wore that varsity jacket to Sunday Mass? EE : Jeffrey, my brother and I could crush your nads with a double team force. JB : How did it feel to play opposite of John F. Kennedy? EE : There's nothing I like better than jackin' my hog right into some old man's breakfast. |
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The "lost" episode of Charles in Charge where Scott Baio gets a black eye from Walter's bloated dick. |
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BATTLE OF THE SEXES |
It's no big secret that Cannibal Corpse is the greatest band that ever was. Regardless, there can only be one vocal champion of blood and farts. This month, we put original CC vocalist Chris Barnes up against the replacement from the basement, George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher. |
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